Kissing an alien species that has no lips.

Since it is bound to come up eventually I thought my readers should know how to kiss a being without lips.  First if the being is interested in kissing you, it is a given that something about their face or mouth is sensitive to touch.  That is usually the tongue and the inside of the mouth but do not forget eyelids and sensitive areas of the throat.  Always be very gentle with the kissing until you find out how much pressure is stimulating.  I advise caution as you do not want him to get too excited, customs vary and you could accidently wind up engaged or married when you were only a little curious.

If you should find yourself imprisoned by a large salamander creature or some other non- humanoid entity with a perversion for humanoid females, your first goal is to be the last one he feds to any large hungry pets.  Be advised in the case of the above creature they are mouth breeders so fingers touching inside the lower gums will certainly endear you to him.  Bide your time, try to look for objects to use as weapons, although they are tough, a blaster fired several times down their throat will do substantial damage.  I don’t recommend it but if you have an escape plan and can get him alone, you can strangle him with a restraining chain, this is assuming you are an unwilling prisoner and not into that sort of thing,

Twitter is Starfield’s best friend.

Twitter is one of her friends, she is a Kwet.  Externally the Kwet resemble an earth bird, the ostrich except instead of wings it had feathered arms.  Her real brain rests inside her body cavity not her tiny head which is just a sensory organ.  The head with its large eyes and eyelids is usually covered in very elaborate makeup to match her clothes.  Twitter is an expert custom clothier and considers her own wardrobe her best advertisement.

Please note when I named this alien the internet service “Twitter” did not exist.  I strongly feel if there is a conflict since I had the prior usage, they should do the changing.  Please let me know if you feel I should look into using Twitter’s Kwet name.  I have no idea what it is, but I could ask her.


The Chronicles of Lady Starfield

Volume One: “Spacecarrier”

First Lieutenant Starfield is a human female in the military of the galactic empire known as the Alliance.

When we join her, she is trying to survive her commanding officer’s orders, avoid being killed by her own combat troops, and falling in love with the most dangerous being she has ever met.

And that is just the beginning!

Check the “About” page for details on when my new novel is coming out!


Welcome friends to my brand new blog, a terrifying amount of space to be filled with words, frequently.  The horror!  This is what happens when you write a book and share it with your friends.  Despite thirty years of devoted procrastination, I was forced to deal with a serious facebook game addiction and actually publish my first book.  Never doubt the power of creative nagging!  As a public service to my readers let me warn you about sharing stories with your friends, writing a novel is work! Who knew?