Kissing an alien species that has no lips.

Since it is bound to come up eventually I thought my readers should know how to kiss a being without lips.  First if the being is interested in kissing you, it is a given that something about their face or mouth is sensitive to touch.  That is usually the tongue and the inside of the mouth but do not forget eyelids and sensitive areas of the throat.  Always be very gentle with the kissing until you find out how much pressure is stimulating.  I advise caution as you do not want him to get too excited, customs vary and you could accidently wind up engaged or married when you were only a little curious.

If you should find yourself imprisoned by a large salamander creature or some other non- humanoid entity with a perversion for humanoid females, your first goal is to be the last one he feds to any large hungry pets.  Be advised in the case of the above creature they are mouth breeders so fingers touching inside the lower gums will certainly endear you to him.  Bide your time, try to look for objects to use as weapons, although they are tough, a blaster fired several times down their throat will do substantial damage.  I don’t recommend it but if you have an escape plan and can get him alone, you can strangle him with a restraining chain, this is assuming you are an unwilling prisoner and not into that sort of thing,

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